I feel the need of a good laugh. Found this in my file last night. If I have shared it before, forgive.
Rejected Titles for Children's Books
1. You are Different, and That's Bad
2. Dad's New Wife Greg
3. Fun Four Letter Words to Know and Share
4. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
5. Strangers Have the Best Candy
6. You Were an Accident
7. Pop! Goes the Hamster and Other Microwave Games
8. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
9. Daddy Drinks because You Cry
l0. If It Feels Good, Touch It
11. Mommy's Got a New Baby to Love
12 The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
Anybody want to try and add to the list?